your thong is hanging out like whoa
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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