Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
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Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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