Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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