I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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