Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
birth control should be required to get into college
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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