Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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