I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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