Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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