We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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