You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
where does the pee come out of this thing
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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