windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
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