Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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