? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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