It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
True strength comes from lack of pants
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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