This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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