Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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