the police officer looked at my vomit and told me "milk was a bad choice"
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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