Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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