that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
I had to cum in my sink.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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