i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Randomize
