I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
the raccoons are back...
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