the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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