Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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