There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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