Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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