We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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