if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
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