windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
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