shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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