Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
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