gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Dick very happy bro
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
Randomize
