thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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