we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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