well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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