I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
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