Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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