What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
