we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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