His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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