You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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