i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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