what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I feel great
I just peed on a car
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
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