just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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