We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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