yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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