i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
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