do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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