SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I will pee on everything he values.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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