like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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