and you said cock pushups were impossible
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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